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And The Oscar Goes To…The Gay Female Jewish Semi-Retarded Boxer!

the oscar goes to…

This is the character I’m writing for my next screenplay. I’m fairly sure either the character or the movie will win an Oscar. The character’s name is Clementine. She is a minority of minorities. She is an example of fiction triumphing over fact. She puts the word “possible” in impossible. She’s a character, you should love, you want to love, you NEEd to love. For if you don’t you’re a bigot, a mysoginist, or better yet an anti-semite.

One or a combination of these elements have proven to be successful with the Academy before, but never has such a complete set of underdog attributes been attributed to a character. Think Rain Man, Brokeback Mountain, Million Dollar Baby, Schindler’s List all rolled into one.

Note from GofG: We are not responsible for JJ’s views and hope you realize this post is meant as a joke!

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February 22, 2008  @  03:18:52 pm By J.J. HUNSECKER
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  1. fast_hugs - February 22nd, 2008

    Clementine best have a baby in her belly, too, or I ain’t watchin’!

    (Please excuse the pigeon vernacular. It just seems appropriate.)

  2. quin - February 23rd, 2008

    and webbed feet….


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