If I wasn't going to spare you the whole #SmokeShaming speech, I'd probably start this off by telling you to get on the Chantix train and put the cancer stick down. But I will, so I won't. It's hard out there for smokers; see, we know it's wrong and slowly killing us but quitting is just too hard, especially with a perpetual glass of wine in our hand. And however glamorous it might make us look (kidding, but not really), cigarettes make us smell like an attic with a Norman Bates rocking on a chair inside. Here are a few ways to not.