"Best 2K I Ever Spent!" Clique Clique Clique At Midnight Pool Party

by SUSANNAH LONG · June 29, 2010

    Havaianas threw a pool party, and the attendees brought back memories of having to have our mom drive us places and of visceral puberty-related fear. By which we mean the guests seemed pretty close to those high school cliques of yore. But maybe we're projecting.-

    Cheerleader.

    PRODUCT PLACEMENT. Which means this is the Future Business Leaders of America clique.

    The Goths/The Punks/The Vampire Role-Players

    The She's-Hot-So-Everyone-Calls-Her-Slutty girl.

    The Way-More-Interesting-Than-Us clique.

    Jock.

    The Drama Geeks

    The Gypsy/Hippy/Society for Creative Anachronism clique.

    This is either a band kid or the vice principal.

    The Class Clowns. And slightly behind them, Jesus kid.

    [All photos courtesy of The Cobra-Snake]