Birthdays are joyous occasions, but these bar patrons look quite standoffish. It might be paranoia, but we feel like they're one firewater swig away from a full-scale attack. Take a look at these photos from Bar 21.-
"I have an actual bowling ball in my red bag, and I will bludgeon you with it."
"My assessing glance reassures me that I can take you with very little trouble, especially if aided by my awkward brunette sidekick."
"Did you just criticize my luxurious, inky bangs? I will end you."
"Hmm. Barbie's sharp little hands might do some damage when I launch my inevitable assault."
"Ima throw thish glash of whishky in yer face."
"I don't like the cut of your jib.""
"We may look cheery and sweet, but we're plotting your downfall."
"I will claw anyone who interrupts my music, dammit!"
"If this is what we do to our friends, imagine what we do to our enemies."
"These legs were made for kicking."
"Even with my bad eye, these are the only fingers I need to break you into small pieces."
"I know all the deadliest pressure points."
[All photos by Christopher James for WeKnowWhatYouDidLastNight]