We're all looking for love, and the guests at the Blind Barber's recent opening were no exception. However, they seem like they've got the system down way better than most of us. Let's learn from them, shall we?-
Note: you may not want to try these at home until you're practiced them extensively beforehand.
Show off your strength any way possible.
Use a sexy stare, cleavage, and a touch of the color orange.
Act hip and earnest. Act hirnest. Shrug a lot.
We're not sure what he's holding, but he seems to be following the "gravitate toward phallic objects whenever possible" strategy.
Make it clear you can provide for your beloved.
Offer to trade food for sex.
Play up your virginal qualities.
Or play up your sultry qualities.
Display bright plumage.
Give him a preview of what a satisfied smile looks like.
Stalk her through the crowd like a suspender-clad velociraptor. Girls love that.
[All photos via NickyDigital.]