Take a drink: Every time he refers to "the great state of New York"
Take TWO shots: If he explains his frequent disappearances
Drink your entire beer: If he blames strife in Albany on his distraction and unavailability
Drink: Whenever he says "The People Of New York"
Take two drinks: Every time he uses the phrase "apologize." but doesn't say sorry
Take a shot: Every time he mentions his family
Take two drinks: If he says it's been "an honor" to serve as Governor.
Drink your entire bottle of liquor: If he blames this on his "blindspot" for his trusted staff
Run to the liquor store and buy them out: If he comes out with an even BIGGER scandal than the one we've all been talking about...