Obliterati Endless Summer Sizzle

By now your vacation has probably come and gone along with the last of your severance package. That summer fling may or may not have panned out quite the way you were hoping (it's for the best, dude). If you were lucky enough to have a Montauk share, it’s over by now and you spent half of it indoors watching Battlestar Galactica and at least another quarter of it in line for the bathroom at Surf Lodge. In other words, summer should be winding down right about now. Instead, it seems that the earth has completely shed its ozone layer as it spins out of control on a collision course with the sun. The dreary sweater weather of June seems like a heady, happy fantasy brought on by heat stroke and too much Bud Light lime. Cheer up, Buttercup. Don’t be such a downer. It’s not serious time yet. You can break out your designer flannels after next Thursday’s new and improved Citysearch Sponsored edition of Obliterati!