BangOn!NYC presents: "You Sexy Beach"!

Fuck winter. Here's what you need for November: BangOn!NYC presents: "You Sexy Beach!" This Saturday we're commandeering a Thai restaurant to bring you a loud, raunchy beach party with 50's/60's/70/s surf/yacht/garage rock. DJ's Curly, Cash Bar, and Maestro Piccante will ensure a dance floor hot enough for swimsuits. Bring 'em. We'll bring ours. We are proud to present: "The Coconut Bra Go-Go Dancers" "The Tiny (crowd) Surfer" and... "Lily's Ping-Pong Show" With special appearances by: The Ladyboy King, Sandwoman, and The Stingray Come check out our: -Lifeguard station -Victorian wave machine -Home-built tanning salon -Smokeless Bonfire -Recreated section of the beach at Dead Horse Bay! -Party sharks Delightful and inexpensive Thai snacks will be available throughout the night. Massage not included. Complimentary breast implants and zinc oxide while supplies last. Dress code: beachwear/sexy pool party. Think low-rent Playboy grotto/Miami Vice cheeseballs. Free drink for all who arrive in costume and/or swim wear. @Khao Sarn Thai Cuisine, 311 Bedford at S 2nd, L train to Bedford, JMZ to Marcy 5 bucks at the door, 3 in costume, with a free shot upon entry. 3 dollar beers, 2-4-1's and drink specials all night. BangOn-NYC.com http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=208866006437#/event.php?eid=208866006437&index=1 Cowabunga@Tubular junction.