Hello, dear readers. From time to time, our inbox  gets filled with notes imploring us to help with, say, a hot date. Today Eric writes us for some guidance to make sure his brother's 40th birthday comes off without a hitch. Stanley, to the GofG mailroom! More»

Last October, you guys helped us find a date for this guy. Gerry (left) had just moved to NYC from Scranton and with a PhD, a high salary gig, and an athletic frame, he made us wonder  why the heck we would help him find a date. Alas, Gerry checked in with me today on email. And! He has more questions! Below, his email, my answers in italics. More»

On Monday, we sort of lambasted the new owners of The Plaza Hotel and lamented it's downward spiral from elegant pinnacle of society to cheesy B&T gathering place. Yesterday, we got a letter that put the issue in a whole new light. More»

Rachelle got a random email yesterday. "Rachelle, please tell me you are single! If you are not single, then please tell me where to find a girlfriend!" Normally, we'd just ignore something like this, but something about Gerry's desperate plea made us want to help. More»

We receive emails and comments all the time from readers who turn to our (not inconsiderable) knowledge of NYC for advice, so we've decided to take time out of our busy day of internet surfing to answer questions. Today: What do New Yorkers mean when they call someone Eurotrash? More»

We receive emails and comments all the time from readers who turn to our (not inconsiderable) knowledge of NYC for advice, so we've decided to take time out of our busy day of internet surfing to answer questions. Today: Reese is sending off her party-girl, "scene"-hating friend. More»

We receive emails and comments all the time from readers who turn to our (not inconsiderable) knowledge of NYC for advice, so we've decided to take time out of our busy day of internet surfing to answer questions. Today: Kim needs a location for an office party in, gulp, Midtown! More»

We receive emails and comments all the time from readers who turn to our (not inconsiderable) knowledge of NYC for advice, so we've decided to take time out of our busy day of internet surfing to answer questions. Today: Can we take down that really unflattering picture we posted of you? More»

Sometimes guys treat you bad. Sometimes, they treat you bad, and leave their shit at your house. Now, a girl on the Lower East Side is fighting back: she's selling her ex's sword on Craigslist. More»

Guestofaguest is here to help. We tell you about the best parties, get you exclusive invites, and send photographers to document every last second of the action. So when an intrepid reader emailed us asking for advice on how to pull a Palermo and scale the ranks of the social world while still in college, we had to come to her aid. More»

A source says the bestest booziest underage parties in NYC go down in a swank hotel nightclub (natch) below Houston Street. The bashes are illegal and wrong in many ways; they even introduce wide-eyed youths to the sudsy perils of malt liquor. Does anyone have proof? More»