- Modern science continues to amaze- MIT scientists have finally figured out how to get ketchup out of the bottle faster. [TIME]

- Facebook is teaming up with TBS (yes, the channel that shows Sex & the City reruns and Along Came Polly) for a new, hoodie-filled sitcom. JUST KIDDING. It's something about advertising. [Mashable]

- Unmarried human beings are just like the rest of us, they even need to eat occasionally. However, that lack of a partner (and you know, love) makes it a bit more difficult. [NYMag] More»

- Found your new favorite Twitter. Follow @NotTildaSwinton to keep up with the actress/alien forest princess/mother to a bat.  [Paper]

- Facebook stock price has plummeted from $38 to $31 in a matter of days. [Mashable]

- Sick of staring at blank walls? You can now rent art, a la Netflix. [TechCrunch] More»

- In the latest episode of The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet, Miley Cyrus comes off surprisingly deep, even articulate. [HuffPost]

"I've lost my sense of self a lot. There's times you hear what you should be so much that you lose what you actually are, and that's really hard," she said.

- Photographer Rania Matar captures teenage girls in their most sacred space—their bedroom. Let's just say I'm more than happy she wasn't around during my *Nsync phase. [DailyBeast] More»

- Mark Zuckerberg married long-time girlfriend Priscilla Chan on Friday in a private ceremony in their backyard.  Guests were led to believe they were attending a surprise party for Chan's graduation from medical school.  Busy week you've had there, Zuck. [People]

- Tens of thousands of Orthodox Jews gathered at Citi Field to protest against the Internet.  Not even touching this one. [NYT]

- All of Rihanna's lines in Battleship could be written on the tip of matchstick. Basically. [Vulture]

- The Top 25 High Schools in the country have been ranked, and almost all of them are in Texas. [DailyBeast] More»

- A dozen summer cocktails that taste like booze, courtesy of Mark Bittman. [NYT]

- Sorry Sex and the City fans, the CW has put The Carrie Diaries on hold until midseason. I suppose you'll just have to settle for the re-runs incessantly aired on TBS, E!, HBO, and every other channel until then. [CNN]

- You probably assumed a year after graduating you'd be buying artisan chocolates while wearing a 3-piece suit.  Well, you were wrong. [ThoughtCatalog] More»

- Working for a website, you rarely see the light of day, so if pale is the new tan I am wholeheartedly behind this. [Buzzfeed]

- Lithuanian photographer Tadao Cern has created Blow Job, a series of portraits of people being blown by extreme wind. As you can see, the result is somewhat terrifying. [LaughingSquid]

- Take a gander at the uber-chic red carpet on opening night of the Cannes Film Festival 2012. [DailyBeast]

- You thought you had it good with your iPhone 4S? How about a phone that lasts 15 years on a single AA battery? Your move, Siri. [Mashable] More»

- Why pay $300 for 50 uninterrupted minutes with an enabling therapist when you have a horrible best friend ready and willing? [Gawker]

- The weirdest prom stories of 2012, including the girl who took an NFL player as her date, and the girl who took a cardboard cut-out of an NFL player as her date. [Week]

- Jeffrey Eugenides' The Marriage Plot is being eyed for the big-screen by the director of Superbad.  Interesting, very interesting. [Vulture] More»

- There's going to be a 10 Things I Hate About You sequel, as Shakespeare always never intended. [Nylon]

- Being left-handed is apparently a fate worse than death, with leftys more like to go insane and die sooner than us NORMAL right-handers. [Cracked]

- Following in Obama's footsteps, Jay-Z comes out with his support of gay marriage. [CNN]

- A new Banksy piece has been discovered in London. The piece, depicting a young boy sewing, is believed to be a statement on child labor practices in the U.K. [Complex] More»

- Choose a salad, win a movie ticket? Dieting for dollars may soon be a reality. [NYT]

- Plans for an underwater hotel in Dubai are underway.  No word yet on if/when the Jetson-esque lodgings will come to fruition...but it looks awesome. [HuffPost]

- The most unholy, somewhat appealing, while also being disgusting, sandwiches ever created. [Buzzfeed] More»

- China vows to investigate pills containing traces of human blood that were smuggled into South Korea. I'm scared. [NYT]

- New York Court rules that viewing child pornography on the internet is legal. To reiterate, I'm scared. [Mashable]

- Lucky lady Dita Von Teese received one-of-a-kind red-bottomed ballet slippers from the shoe master himself, Christian Louboutin. [People]

- President Obama lost delegates to a prison inmate in the West Virginia Democractic Primary. [Buzzfeed] More»

- Knowing the chorus of John Legend's "Ordinary People" does not a music connoisseur make. [ThoughtCatalog]

- Facebook IPO Watch: Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly still missing from the big Facebook Roadshow. [HuffPost]

- LOL cats are probably making us more intelligent.  Can I get an Amen? [Atlantic] More»