- Good ol' Harvard just had their inaugural sex week, featuring events such as discussions about the Bible’s take on sex and asexuality, and even seminars on dirty talk. The goal was to provide "clarifying experiences" on sex. [DailyBeast]

- This lady is obviously a sorcerer. [Buzzfeed]

- The town of F--cking, Austria wants to change it's name.  They should just let the F--king residents vote. [HuffPost] More»

- That sprawling mansion in Seaside Heights is apparently being vandalized by fans, excuse enough to cancel the Jersey Shore right? Right. [TMZ]

- Vanessa Hudgens would have nothing to do without Coachella. [Superficial]

- Should you accept that friend request? [CollegeHumor] More»

- SNL covers Gotye.  Reason #3,479,757 Andy Samberg cannot leave. [JJ]

- Instagram is going to make your Facebook into someone you would never want to be friends with. [CollegeHumor]

- Just what your G & T needs, tiny iced baby heads. [DailyWhat] More»

- Remember that time Vanessa Hudgens did molly at Coachella? [Popsugar]

- Well, what do you know.  Everybody's favorite face, Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, is an intern at an indie alt label.  Alt swoon. [Buzzfeed]

- J.K. Rowling's post Harry Potter book is going to be about war.  English war. [Gawker] More»

- Hey Lumberjacks, you have the worst job in America. [HuffPost]

- Axl Rose says "Thanks, but no thanks," to Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame induction. [CNN]

- Kanye West "claims" Kim Kardashian is his "Beyonce." "Sure." [Dlisted] More»

- Demi Lovato almost killed Sir Paul McCartney in a parking lot.  With her car. [CNN]

- MEME ALERT: Chandler Bing wants to dance on your shoulder, Paula Deen. [Mashable]

- In this edition of Spare Me, Jennifer Love Hewitt wears McCormick's Vanilla Extract as perfume.  Why? "Because guys like it." [Frisky]

- Katy Perry is about to get "real f*cking dark," says Katy Perry. [HuffPost] More»

-The Brits maintain an air of sophistication with the new Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza, unfortunately available only at UK Pizza Huts. [Buzzfeed]

- You don't know everything, and other realizations of a 25 year old. [ThoughtCatalog]

-John Mayer jumps on the Lana Del Bandwagon, covering "Blue Jeans."  In what can only be described as the perfect pairing of large mouths, grating personalities, and unexpected talent. [Baeble] More»

-Word on the internets is that Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg, and Jason Sudeikis are calling it quits on SNL after this season.  That means no more Finger Lake Sisters.  That means no more Digital Shorts.  That means no more laughter.  Ever again. [US]

-Prepare yourself for the greatest music video of all time: Degrassi's own Jimmy Wheelchair, Lil Wayne in a panda mask, and a whole lot of Manischewitz. [Pitchfork] More»

-Hillary Clinton brings the sass in her "deal with it" shades via text. [ThoughtCatalog]

-The Olsen Twins don't have time to read the incoherent ramblings of Tyra Banks.  So much so, they donated her gifted copies of "Modelland" to a bookstore.  With personal note from Tyra intact. [Gawker]

-Mattel is getting progressive with a new line of "Presidential Barbies."  You hear that Hillary? [Buzzfeed] More»

-NEW MEME ALERT! Meet your new pretend boyfriend, Ridiculously Photogenic Guy. [Buzzfeed]

-HUH? Google is working on augmented reality glasses.  No word yet on what they will exactly do, but we can confirm that you will look insane while wearing them. [Mashable]

-You can now buy, and eventually vomit, Peanut Butter & Jelly vodka.  Van Gogh Vodka (?) debuted a new flavor that tastes like a Peanut Butter & Raspberry Jelly Sandwich.  Sidenote: what does everyone have against grape? [Nylon] More»

- Jeremy Lin holds a chat from his hospital bed via Facebook, and throws up during Q & A. [Mashable]

- Sundance's Queen of Versailles, aka the greatest documentary ever, is fittingly coming to Bravo. [THR]

- College graduates of 2012 will have more job offers and bigger paychecks, with an average starting salary of $42k.  This does not make me bitter or jealous in any way.  [CNNMoney] More»