Rachel "Celebrity Socialite" Uchitel is celebrating her 35th birthday on Friday, January 29th in Palm Beach. Everyone's invited! Some exploding golf balls would make for the perfect gag gift, don't you think? More»

Sorry aspiring extortionists.

Editor's Note: The author of the following piece works for one of NYC's top five ranked law firms and has asked to remain anonymous. I guess he/she isn't supposed to be goofing off and writing for us during work hours. More»

Ever since the Tiger Woods mistress shit-show exploded on us a few weeks ago, there has been a lot of talk about Rachel Uchitel's vague position as head of VIP client relations at various bottle spots between NYC and Las Vegas.  We know the language used to couch the position, but what exactly does it mean? More»

Rachel Uchitel is #1. Mistress #1 at least. And, as the number of mistresses on Tiger Wood's card grow, her position becomes more prized. While the other dozens have faded into obscurity, Rachel has paparazzi following her around like she's Paris Hilton circa 2004. More»

Tiger Woods knows how to play from the ruff, but he sure as heck doesn't know how to call a bluff. Why didn't his handlers see through Rachel Uchitel's transparent attempt to extract a payout via a press conference? Perhaps no one was paying attention in Game Theory class. If you evaluate the game tree of this "dilemma" the outcome is obvious. More»

Any hopes Tiger had of this scandal blowing over quickly have been dashed, the latest head-scratching development being a Rachel Uchitel press conference scheduled for this afternoon that was abruptly canceled without explanation. More»