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You Pissed Off God

I was eating with friends in a restaurant in Beverly Hills years ago when I still lived in LA. The tables were really close together and there wasn't a lot of room between the seats. So I had been there for about 5 minutes when they seated someone at the table directly behind me. The chairs were close enough that the backs could touch.

The thing was, the person kept trying to push his chair against mine to get more room. I already was pushed in as far as I could go. But he kept trying. Increasingly, I was getting pissed. Rather than turn around and confront this jackass, I pushed my chair against his. However, I was able to move his chair back, since I am a pretty big guy and was running marathons at the time. I had the leg strength to push him right into his table. So after I did that, he gets up and walks out. So I told the people at my table what an asshole that guy was, that he was trying to push my seat into the table. "Who, Morgan Freeman?" I looked over and saw a very pissed off looking Morgan Freeman leaving the restaurant.

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