She's Traditional

While usually humble, Melania never ceases to miss the opportunity to boast about her status as yet another  dime a dozen “traditional” woman. You know, just like Jackie Kennedy. In regard to her philanthropic efforts, she supports “many different charities involving children, many involving diseases” - her opaque description giving off the similar vagueness yours does when asked about plans after graduation. She only speaks on politics “when spoken to” and thrives on embodying the orthodox roles a man and wife should strive for - all of which she hopes to bring to the White House. Because Jackie’s claim to fame as first lady was picking the right China patterns for JFK’s first state dinner. Riiiight.

[Photo via @balloonjuice]

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