Anna Wintour might be New York's classiest jersey chaser but her newest basketball boy Amar'e Stoudemire is going a little mass market for his inaugural party as a newly minted Knick. The rumored Vogue cover guy isn't having an intimate fete at Marea or in Knickerboxer fan Jay-Z's Tribeca penthouse, instead he's hosting a charitable party open to the public at Gossip Girl haunt Lucky Strike Lanes in...midtown west?

The invite, in it's full glory below, tells us that amNewYork will be sponsoring and the "upscale lounge attire" dress code will be strictly enforced. Don't worry Anna, Oscar De La Renta shift dresses will work just fine.