Celebrities think they're pretty sneaky when it comes to thinking up clever aliases to check into hotels, although we're pretty sure the hotel clerks get suspicious whenever someone checks in with the name "Sigourney Beaver". Can you guess which alias belongs to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton, and Johnny Depp?-
1. Mr. And Mrs. Ross Vegas 2. Sigourney Beaver 3. Bruce and Jasmine Pilaf 4. Tinkerbell 5. Prince Albert 6. Bobo Latrine/Brian Bigbum/Sir Humphrey Handbag 7. Mr.Drip Noodle/Mr.Stench/Mr.OddPong 8. Matthew Carlsson-Page 9. Slappy White 10. Apple C. Vermouth
And their Celebrity Counterparts...
1. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
Didn't Rachel Green get married to ROSS in LOS VEGAS? Connection?
2. Kate Beckingsale
I was sort of hoping the answer to this one would be Sigourney Weaver, cleverly eluding paparazzi by changing one letter of her name...
3. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Bruce and Jasmine Pilaf is NOT as funny as Mr. and Mrs. Ross Vegas, so Jennifer Aniston can take some comfort in that at least.
4. Paris Hilton
That...is her dog's name. Very creative.
5. Ozzy Osbourne
It's fitting that the Prince of Darkness should go by Prince Albert, who was at one point suspected of secretly being Jack The Ripper.
6. Elton John
These names all seem appropriately British and fruity.
7. Johnny Depp
What?? Mr. Drip Noodle? That doesn't exactly match the image of virility that we like to associate with Johnny Depp....
8. Matt Damon
"Matthew Carlsson-Page"? That's...weirdly specific.
9. Chris Rock
Awww, this one is touching. Slappy White was one of the first breakthrough black comedians.
10. Paul McCartney
Apple C. Vermouth...is this where Gwyneth found her daughter's namesake?
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