Danielle Staub's Sex Video Stills Prove She Got REALLY Bored At Home One Day

by guestofaguest · June 10, 2010

Well, the day we've all been waiting for has finally arrived. Oh, wait, no, World Cup is tomorrow. But as a consolation prize, Danielle Staub's seedy sex tape came out today! In case you still need to reach your Thursday creep-quota.-

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[If you're wondering what that brown blob is over her breasts, it's a TABLE, okay? A table. It's not like we have degrees in Microsoft Paint.]

Danielle is sort of uncomfortable to watch on Real Housewives of New Jersey: she's crazy to the point that we sort of feel like she shouldn't be on TV, but like, seeking help or something. Wonder if the camera guys feel as uncomfortable filming her as we feel watching.

That having been said: we think she looks surprisingly, like, fresh-faced in these stills, which, you know, is new for a Sex Video (and for anything associated with the Real Housewives franchise, honestly.)

So, without further adieu..

[All photos via Fleshbot, and, apparently, the aptly titled Daniellestaubraw.com.]