Has Perez Hilton Jumped The Shark? A Detailed Analysis Of Splooge Spurters...

by guestofaguest · April 20, 2009

Has Perezhilton.com jumped the shark?  It's a choice topic today in blog land where some feel Perez Hilton has become lazy and uninspired. "Former associates of Hilton’s speak of how, in the early days, he once spent 19 straight hours drawing a line of coke coming from Colin Farrell’s nose only to delete the whole thing because “it lacks the kind of integrity with which I want the Perez Hilton name to be associated."[via TheAwl]

So, has Perez Hilton officially become stale? Does it really matter? When you have made it onto national television asking future Miss USA contestants what they think about legalizing gay marriage, is there really anywhere else to go?

There may indeed be a decline in the "splooge spurters" showing up on the photos, but, as Balk puts it:

"His early glory is undeniable; five years from now they will still be raving about his brilliance on message boards and whatever the fuck replaces Facebook...

Perhaps I’m being naive. But I’ve still got to give it up for the kid who drew the jizz."