[Britney Spears and Son. All photos via Getty]. It's Monday, August 17th, and around the world, celebrities are acting...weirdly normal. Like, eerily normal. Britney Spears took her kids to the pool, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel walked their dogs, Jennifer Garner went to Starbucks, Leo DiCaprio looked hot, George Clooney did a photo shoot on a boat and was mobbed by adoring fans (normal for him.), etc, etc. Where are all the crazies? Even Tom Cruise took a perfectly normal, average stroll in the park with Katie Holmes, and it was---wait. Wait.
Are those...is Tom Cruise sneakily wearing platform sneakers to the park in an attempt to seem taller? And, is Janice Dickinson showing way too much PDA with her much younger boyfriend? Thank you, Tom and Janice. In a world in which celebrities are acting increasingly level-headed, it's nice to know we can count on you two to act insane.
Leo's still got it, too.
I Janice: if he looks mildly embarrassed to be seen with you in public, and actually moves away from you when you try to touch him inappropriately, chances are, he's not that into you.