BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson rushed to ER for Cardiac Arrest! We are not going to mention this to Stanley until we know more details. He was so excited to see Michael Jackson's Come Back Tour in Europe this summer.
Update: TMZ is now reporting that the King of Pop has officially died. Farah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon have also passed. John Ensign +1? For the rest of us? This is a crushing blow.... DEVELOPING>>>>