Dakota Fanning and Taylor Momsen are both sixteen (well, technically Fanning is a month away from that sweet 16 bday), which means it's time to start thinking of college applications. We know they're both super busy being teenage celebrities, so we thought we'd help them out by putting together a photo montage for admissions boards to peruse. Don't worry, girls: your educational future is safe in our hands.
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All the starlets need to do now is fill in the blank that best applies to them!
Dear Esteemed Dean Of Admissions of (Harvard/University of Phoenix),
Ever since I was a little girl, I have dreamed of a (Harvard/University of Phoenix) education, where I'd love to pursue a major in (neuroscience/communications). I think I would be a good candidate for your esteemed institution, as the creativity, work ethic, and dedication necessary to survive (four/two) years at college have been attributes I've had my entire life.
I was thrust into the public eye at a tender age, when I made my debut in (I Am Sam/The Grinch Who Stole Christmas). As a child, I just wanted to act. Little did I know the attention garnered from being precocious and blond would last well into my teens.
Dealing with the paparazzi has been my greatest adversity. It's hard enough being a teen without having someone take your picture when you are wearing no (make-up/pants).
Even though I am young, I have a full-time career which calls for me to make frequent red-carpet appearances. Because I know I am a role model for countless young women, I always do my best to look (demure/as slutty as possible), because I know my look will inspire them to do the same.
When I'm not at work, I'm just a regular teen. In my free time, I enjoy hanging out with friends...
Channeling 80s rockers...
And of course, like all girls of my generation, I'm obsessed with vampires; I even got to (play one in/dress like one at the premiere of) Twilight!
In terms of extra-curricular activities, I enjoy (high school dances, football games)
And music...
I would include a personal statement, but as you might expect, am much too busy (filming a movie/promoting perfume).
I certainly have a lot to do if I'm going to (win an Oscar/catch up to Leighton Meester) before I (turn thirty/overdose)!
Looking forward to Fall of 2011!
(Sincerely/Xoxox...o...x)
(Dakota/Taylor)
[All images via Getty]
Saturday, February 11
Plovgh, the new online farmers market
Who knew that the farming world had a trend? Well, Mallory Sustick, a Brooklyn bartender, works like a dog to maintain, promote and advance the online farmer's market startup Plovgh that began after noticing a need for more local farm market distribution.




















Rachelle_Hruska
January 15, 2010
8:21pm
This is the funniest thing i'll read today. Hysterical. And hopefully eye opening for ms. momsen?
random getty photog
January 18, 2010
4:29am
Not really funny. Ya'll should also get in the habit of crediting the photographer, not just the agency. Trust me, its put on the site for a reason. You credit PMC photogs but not Gettys? From what I hear you don't know how to treat your most outgoing photogs, but not crediting is a big NO!
emmyb133
January 18, 2010
3:53pm
They are only 16... yes. we are curious for whats to come in 2012.
Eurotopia
January 23, 2010
9:59pm
How the Grinch Stole Christmas*