Ever wonder what type-A personality and all around perfectionist Gwyneth Paltrow is like when she drinks too much?  Does she do like Paris Hilton and dance on banquettes, does she get angry and aggressive, does she cry over how amazing and beautiful her life is?   Today, we get a little insight....

And it's pretty predictable.

Gwyneth  tells fans and followers how to make homemade pizza today in her GOOP newsletter (providing you have a wood burning oven at your mansion and a stocked supply of white Truffle oil). And while pizza seems an easy make regardless of how fancy the tools, she had some problems due to alcohol consumption.

She says, "I think I was full and possibly drunk." The photo is labeled: Casualty.

C'mon Gwyneth! Pizza is what boozed out college kids are capable of making as their late night pass-out food of choice. The respect is gone.