Lindsay Lohan

You've really evolved and matured, you swear. You claim you've attained inner peace and balance, and you attribute this to your newfound religion and your humanitarian efforts. We did not see that one coming, by the way. And honestly, as of late, you really haven't given us any reason to not believe you. But we're still a little reticent to buy it because you've claimed you've changed before, and every time you've let us down. Sure, you made some poor life choices that were reckless and selfish, but we also did feel bad for you because you were kind of a human piñata for a while there. Third party onlookers would just not cut you some slack and constantly took cheap shots at you. We admit we may have used you as a punchline in a couple of jokes as well. But we confess, we're starting to believe you've turned a new leaf. Yes, you're still a bit extra and ridiculous, but we love you.

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