After spending the summer recounting the ins and outs of a sexual odyssey, the return to school has been interesting. Most people come over and imagine that the dirtiest and naughtiest things are happening in my 9'x14' humble abode. It's just a chair, and it's just a bed. As much as I try to convince visitors that it is a chaste and innocent room, it has the potential of being the most low key sex dungeon you could imagine. Click through for some things everyone can purchase and put to better use when the lights go off.

[Photo via @kristinabazan]