As anyone who has had the misfortune of seeing The Happening knows, long walks through parks are no longer safe. So why not stroll through a graveyard? Patriot Tours invites you to go on one of their walking tours of two of the city’s most historic graveyards, those of St. Paul's and Trinity Church, conveniently located in the Financial District.
A few of the tour's grave highlights include the cutler who fashioned George Washington’s sword and one third of The Wicked Triumvirate (the latter of which, aside from just sounding awesome, were three of the most important lawyers in New York history). The tours are $23, and the next one leaves from City Hall Park at 10 am tomorrow.