What's a girl to do in a city where there’s over 200,000 more single marriageable men than women? Add in this recession, where no man is jumping to take you out on the town (prompting the launch of several DABA girl spinoffs); and we have some serious man-cession happening. As far as where to meet Mr. Right, we can offer nothing passed a "good luck," what we can tell you is where not to go looking...
10. American Apparel: Because he’s vainer than you. And probably skinnier too
9. Dorrians: Unless you’re up to guys asking you to wear aviators at all times so they can look at themselves in the reflection all day stay away. Watch out for that collar pop!
8. Soho Equinox: This is the worst place to pick up a mate. Trust us on this one, who wants to have to compete with every fit broad in Soho? Also, they're all gay.
7. Acting class: He’s probably more into your brother than you
6. Blockbuster: Screams: “I don’t have cable."
5. Therapist’s office (a marriage counselor also qualifies): SJP already made this mistake, ladies (Season 2, Episode 6)
4. Joshua Tree: (insert any Murray Hill/midtown bar): These guys are 21? Right and I’m 45.
3. John Varvatos Store: This guy has more style than you, do you really want that pressure? Plus the Bowery is rarely a good street to find Mr. Right on.
2. Webster Hall. Because you won't remember his name the next day, let's be honest.
1.the UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE:While this may be one place in New York City where the guy:girl ratio is in your favor currently, I have a feeling that the atmosphere may be a buzzkill
Which ones are we missing?
AmyGro
March 20, 2009
9:16pm
Murray Hill = fail. Excellent post, lady.
oreo
March 21, 2009
1:56pm
the fact that this site would call anyone vain is beyond me
JA
March 21, 2009
3:15pm
"200,000 more single marriageable men than women?" ...don't you mean that the other way around?
truthteller
March 21, 2009
7:00pm
I'm sorry but any woman having trouble finding a man in NYC is either 1) not attractive enough for the D-bag of her dreams or 2) has a borderline personality disorder. Of course, those possibilities are not mutually exclusive...
partypants
March 21, 2009
7:45pm
There are plenty of men in NYC. The problem is most uppity, class war social climbing bitches don't want to date a sweet, but broke, waiter living in a sixth floor walkup studio apartment in Ronkonkamo.
March 21, 2009
9:23pm
what the hell is "social climbing". it doesn't make any sense.
partypants
March 21, 2009
10:26pm
Nothing makes sense to an idiot.
Blueberry Pancakes
March 22, 2009
12:34am
This is a pretty good guide for the typical reader of this site: wannabe Sex and the City-ers who moved here from the Midwest less than a year ago and think that "New York" means the Meatpacking District.
the original GG
March 22, 2009
12:49am
JA, claws out much? another good one, Cars.
CHRISTOPHER CONFESSORE
March 23, 2009
3:15pm
PP, if you can find a six story building other than the Macarthur Hyatt anywhere near Ronkokoma, I'd be surprised. That's two-story Lawn Guy Land out there, home of my peeps and forefathers...
D
March 23, 2009
5:06pm
ronkokoma is a real place? i follow this girl on twitter and shes a little nuts. its pretty much similiar to this
CHRISTOPHER CONFESSORE
March 23, 2009
6:05pm
It is a real place. But don't get me wrong, I wrote that to edumacate only. We like the nuts, or have you not read the site? ; )