Unfulfilled Dreams Of Being A Billboard Model?

Fret no more. But listen closely. Here is your mission (compliments of Reuters): Got to the photo booth in Chashama Art Gallery on 42th , between 6th and 7th. Pull back the curtain and get inside. There will be a button in front of you. Hit it. In a matter of seconds, 30 photos will be taken of you. Make sure to move around and do something interesting. You don’t want to look like an idiot in your big debut. Get out of the booth quickly, and walk over to the Conde Nast building at 4 Times Square (Broadway between 42nd and 43rd). Within 15 minutes of your photo shoot, animations made from your 30 stills will be showcased on the billboard atop the Nast. If you’re a slow walker, first know that you are incredibly annoying and that death is wished upon you by a minimum of 12 New Yorkers. Then know that if you miss your pics on the Nast, you can also catch them on the “I in the Sky” website.