Vampires Are The New Pirates

by Rachelle Hruska · November 25, 2008

Chris: "Did you know that the number of pirates in the world is directly coorelated to the global average temperature?"

Rachelle and Ari: "Um...WTF?!?! What are you doing over there?"

Chris: "No seriously, they are. I'll send you guys the link that proves it."

Ari:"Chris, Pirates are so last year."

Just another day at the office.  It's true though, pirates really are last year. This year, the hunk of meat on everyone's mind belongs to a svelte-y vampire.  Twilight took the box office by storm this weekend.  Brings me back to the days of Pirates of the Caribbean when everyone had pirates on the mind.  Amazing marketers we have in this country.  Did you see the movie? Have you read the book?  What's all the hype about?

To see Chris' proof for Pirates vs. Global Temperature, click below:

[Via the Flying Spaghetti Monster God]

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