Facebook Status Report Roundup

John Carney is looking at Tiffanny's finally admitting it got wrecked this winter. 10 minutes ago

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Brittany Mendenhall is wondering why, according to their status, at least five of her friends died last night or today? That is NOT a cool virus. 53 minutes ago - via Twitter

Kyle Hotchkiss Carone Brazil until February. about an hour ago

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Leven Rambin is going to Sundance on the 15th! 6 hours ago

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Kristian Laliberte public school girls are like, so fugly. most people who go to public school will be like rapists, you know? Updated via Facebook Mobile 9 hours ago

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Kristopher Michael Davenport says olivia doesn't even work at dvf. 11 hours ago

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Kerry ? Cassidy just had an incident with glitter.. 16 hours ago

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Robert Fowler is standing in the long line at Trader Joes to check out. Recession chic... Updated via Facebook Mobile 16 hours ago

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