Facebook Status Report Roundup And Twitterific Tweets

@davidkarp "Poke the butt. Suck the head." - Our waitress, Rae, explains how to eat crawfish 8 minutes ago from Tumblr

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@doreeshafrir Luann, you're just embarrassing yourself now. 31 minutes ago from web

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Malcolm Harris would like to make a deal with his fellow fashion designers. Enough with the pockets on evening gowns... Especially tight slinky ones... Updated via Facebook Mobile 45 minutes ago

Ben Watts is in la again shooting. about an hour ago

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Paul Johnson Calderon is tuna tartare & caviar. Updated via Facebook Mobile about an hour ago

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More status updates below...

Anisha Lakhani AIG Atlas Shrugged. Find John Galt. Updated via Facebook Mobile 2 hours ago

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@mrskutcher @johncmayer love the Wii but nintendo ds with the BraIn Age game can hold some fine hours of distraction! about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to johncmayer

Kristian Laliberte every day facebook confuses me more. i dont understand the new setup. 6 hours ago

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Tamie Peters Thomas checked out Brooklyn Bowl today....it's going to be SICK!!!! 7 hours ago

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@Britt4ChiChi212 needs two dates for the Patrick McMullan St. Patrick's Day party at Greenhouse. Must be goodlooking and fabulous. Gays encouraged to apply!! about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Kelly Cutrone LOVES ALL THINGS GREEN: THE GRASS, TEA, MONEY, THE HEART CHAKRA - AFTERALL, IT IS KELLY GREEN! 7 hours ago

@britneyspears Just want to thank all of my beautiful fans for making me number 3 on Twitter! Love you guys! -Britabout 8 hours ago from web

Stephanie M Wei is still in austin..the crowd is drastically changing to more attractive peeps...obviously bc the music segment is starting. ha. Updated via Facebook Mobile 8 hours ago

Nur Khan is contemplating SXSW... 9 hours ago

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Gillian Hearst Simonds Join me at Soho House for an ACRIA and St.Patrick's Day party. Starts at 7 pm! 10 hours ago

Peter Davis is not marching in St. Patrick's Day Parade as they don't allow the gays to participate as a group so he will celebrate Patrick McMullan Day instead. Updated via Facebook Mobile 11 hours ago

@rachelsklar Here's something I have noticed at #SXSW: There's virtually NOTHING about MySpace. Our survey was prescient about 8 hours ago from web