Scott Buccheit is in bed with the boy and the cats. A lot of black up in here.
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@johncmayer I'm getting my bikini wax for the Mayercraft Carrier. Should I go with heart or lightning bolt?
34 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

@kelleyhoffman getting life advice in soho house smoking room, where are my friends
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@davemorin We're listening to your feedback on the new Facebook design. Here's an update from us.
about 2 hours ago from web

@AdrienField Word of advice to anyone who lives in/comes to New York: don't trust anyone.
about 2 hours ago from web

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Paul Johnson Calderon is ...all through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise...don't keep your distance.
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@NickyDigital Overheard: "I need a blue tooth YouTube installed in my running shoe"
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@Britt4ChiChi212 At the Eldridge for charity cocktail party... Gluing my purse to my hand!
about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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@MCHammer I have to say thank you to all of you. Your kind congratulatory words about my Ellen appearance today just made my day !! and My Moms!! Thx
about 4 hours ago from web

Lydia Hearst Sorry, but due to Facebook rules, my new images for PERFECT Magazine are censored. xoxo.
9 hours ago

@fimoculous My brilliant idea for Google: change its homepage to look like Twitter! (What? It totally worked for Facebook.)
about 9 hours ago from web