"Can't Wait To Have Dinner With Hubby"...STFUMarrieds!

Mar 10, 2009 2:08 PM

What's worse than that couple friend of yours that has a joint Facebook account? Well, we'll tell you-the couples that have recently welcomed their newest addition to their family, but even worse, the JUST MARRIED couple on their honeymoons. While we all have friends on facebook whose status updates we love, loathe, and can't get enough of, the most loathesome of the bunch are the updates from the newlyweds.  Luckily, the duty of chronicling and examining this odius genre has been left to STFUMarrieds. A small sampling on the left.  Enjoy!

Filed under: Nerd Alert, STFUMarrieds
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new yorka

March 10, 2009

6:23pm

"Can't wait to have dinner with hubby,"...I hate newlyweds  

partypants

March 10, 2009

6:25pm

Oh great, because I don't get enough of this crap from married friends, soon to be married siblings, television, movies, and the NYT, there's now a whole tumblr dedicated to making me realize what an epic disappointment I am to my parents for not getting married and breeding. HOORAY! *sob* *vodka*  

jess

March 10, 2009

6:27pm

the best is the shared profile where both forenames get merged into one, i.e. "jenniferandryan" johnson or "bobandjudy" smith  

March 11, 2009

2:01am

if you had real friends you wouldn't have to worry about this BS. instead your lives are built on fake relationships and "popularity". sad.  

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