What's worse than that couple friend of yours that has a joint Facebook account? Well, we'll tell you-the couples that have recently welcomed their newest addition to their family, but even worse, the JUST MARRIED couple on their honeymoons. While we all have friends on facebook whose status updates we love, loathe, and can't get enough of, the most loathesome of the bunch are the updates from the newlyweds. Luckily, the duty of chronicling and examining this odius genre has been left to STFUMarrieds. A small sampling on the left. Enjoy!