What's worse than that couple friend of yours that has a joint Facebook account? Well, we'll tell you-the couples that have recently welcomed their newest addition to their family, but even worse, the JUST MARRIED couple on their honeymoons. While we all have friends on facebook whose status updates we love, loathe, and can't get enough of, the most loathesome of the bunch are the updates from the newlyweds. Luckily, the duty of chronicling and examining this odius genre has been left to STFUMarrieds. A small sampling on the left. Enjoy!
Monday, February 13
Plovgh, the new online farmers market
Who knew that the farming world had a trend? Well, Mallory Sustick, a Brooklyn bartender, works like a dog to maintain, promote and advance the online farmer's market startup Plovgh that began after noticing a need for more local farm market distribution.
new yorka
March 10, 2009
6:23pm
"Can't wait to have dinner with hubby,"...I hate newlyweds
partypants
March 10, 2009
6:25pm
Oh great, because I don't get enough of this crap from married friends, soon to be married siblings, television, movies, and the NYT, there's now a whole tumblr dedicated to making me realize what an epic disappointment I am to my parents for not getting married and breeding. HOORAY! *sob* *vodka*
jess
March 10, 2009
6:27pm
the best is the shared profile where both forenames get merged into one, i.e. "jenniferandryan" johnson or "bobandjudy" smith
March 11, 2009
2:01am
if you had real friends you wouldn't have to worry about this BS. instead your lives are built on fake relationships and "popularity". sad.