The Pharrell Hat

Douchebag in Pharrell Hat

Okay this is the one that bothers me the most. There is absolutely no event, function, reason, or day bright enough that calls for you to wear these hats. Pharrell can do whatever the hell he wants, he has earned that right. LeBron James hasn't even earned it and he's the worst repeat offender of them all. Dude, you look like a sarcastic 1920s detective trying to figure out who dressed you that morning and why they hate you so much. They are so stupid, and celebrities everywhere are perpetuating this horrendous trend. Just yesterday I saw this 165 lb. dripping wet white guy walking down the street in a bowler cap with feathers sticking out of the side and I wanted to punch the man in the face. You know who you are, cut it out. 

[Photo via @dinho_86]

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