It's Primary Election Day, are you excited?! No? Ok, well. You should still probably vote. And if you need help decided who to vote for, the Nightlife Preservation Community has helpfully drummed up a list of nightlife-friendly candidates for you! So you can base your political decisions on partying! Only in America, folks. Click below for their suggestions.

Also, need to know where to vote? Here you go.

And for an unbiased voters' guide: voila'.