For those of you who have made it this far in life without knowing who Tucker Max is, I apologize for introducing the dark cloud into your life. Straight out of the prerecession D-bag file, this manchild brought us the genius autobiographical statement copied, below, in his book, "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." Well, the book has made it to the movie screen, and he of inconceivable ego is doing a 31 city premiere tour before the September 25th opening weekend. The cross country trek made it to NYC yesterday, with the man himself joining cast members for the screening. If you missed it, maybe you can catch another showing in the remaining cities. Or, you know, just talk to someone wearing Greek letters in Murray Hill for a taste on what you are missing out on.
The following is the book intro, just so you can lose some brain cells before drinking away a boatload more over the holiday weekend. Very kill-the-weak-of-the-herd theory, if you will. I added the symbols myself. It makes me feel better about all the vulgarity.
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an @$$hole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging d*ckhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world."
[Photos via MeetTheFamous].