Siriano For Gov'na!

by MADDY MADISON · March 13, 2008

snl spoof [Photo via People]

After feeling a wee bit personally betrayed by Spitzy (you have three daughters, man, get it together), I took a little solace, albeit shallow, in Amy Poehler’s rendition of the fierceness that is Project Runway’s crown prince. Christian would be a perfect fit to take office in Albany: Better gubernatorial fashions, higher chance of seeing marriage equality within our lifetimes and far fewer classic man-caught-with-his-pants-down moments on the evening news. Instead of women blessed with stripper names who look like they’re fresh out of a Des Moines Dairy Queen, Christian’s illicit flings would make for pretty fierce front page Post fodder.