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Here's something I don't understand: paying dwarfs (sorry, sorry, Little People!) to dress up as pirates for your party. Just. How is that not awkward for everybody?

Well, apparently people are willing to put up with a lot of awkwardness for $20 unlimited champagne at SuperDive, the East Village bar that brought Keg Service to the masses. Any bar that has a keg MENU is definitely fine by us, with or without an out-of-work Little Person dressed as a pirate tugging a bathtub full of champagne.