French wonder boy Jérôme Kerviel must have been taking tips from Mad Money's Jim Cramer during his lightening round when he was deciding his trading strategy. The rogue trader, who amassed $7 Billion dollars in losses for French Bank Société Générale, would have faired better by taking the picks of a blind-folded monkey throwing darts at a board. Moreover, research by professors at the Kellog School of Management shows that Cramer's picks are a losing proposition [Research Paper].  Booyah!

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