Rachelle got a random email yesterday. "Rachelle, please tell me you are single! If you are not single, then please tell me where to find a girlfriend!" Normally, we'd just ignore something like this, but something about Gerry's desperate plea made us want to help.-
The Guy: Gerry Zavorsky
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He says:
"I just moved to Scranton, PA, 2 hrs from NYC. My pic is on FacebookL Gerald Zavorsky. I'm in my thirties, I have a PhD, and I make six figures (although in NYC that is not much.) I ran in the Canadian Olympic Trials, I published 40 papers, I'm running Boston, I'm 6'1, 168 lbs, and can't find a girlfriend?"'
Gerry, maybe part of the reason you can't find your girlfriend is because on your twitter profile, you link to a saved search with your last name as Author in the US National Library of Medicine . Girls like smart guys, but we're not exactly lining up to go out with WebMd.
We're gonna help Gerry out anyway, because he's a good looking (yes, we Facebook stalked), successful guy, and there really is no reason a good looking guy can't find a date in New York City.
The Girl: ?? You? Someone You Know?
"So, my ideal woman would be: skinny/slim Caucasian woman, 5'5 or taller, if possible, with a university degree. A scientist would be good (PhD or Master's) with a good fashion sense. Girly-Girl that likes the bar scene nightlife. Someone that is pretty, or almost as pretty as [Rachelle]."
To dream the impossible dream, Gerry, we get it.
Interested?
Email us! Guestofaguest@gmail.com. We'll set you up with Gerry's number and let the romance unfold...
DISCLOSURE
We've never actually met Gerry. Also, his favorite music listed on Facebook is "Destiny's Child". But, like we said, smart, cute, ran Canadian Olympic trials: we'd be willing to overlook a penchant for late 90s girlbands.
IGotBigNuts
October 5, 2010
3:09pm
Sorry Ger but the only thing the girls you're gonna meet out here care about is whether you can get them into parties where they can grab some free drinks and chow, spot a few celebs and then update their Fbook status with some pics to make their friends jealous.
tribecavery
October 5, 2010
5:12pm
"Gorgeous women do *not* go to medical school... unless they're as damaged as they are beautiful." - Dr. House
sasha
October 5, 2010
8:59pm
oh em gee - i totally facebook stalked gerry too! lol.. i want to know if he finds a girlfriend from gofg .. that would just be the icing. big hearts to gofg!
Red
October 11, 2010
9:04pm
"I am NOT going to New York to meet some woman who could be a crazy, sick lunatic! Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?"
October 13, 2010
1:24am
"6 figures is not much in NYC". Where does this often perpetutated myth come from? The median household income in NYC is $50k, and even in Manahattan it's $65k. If you're making six figures, you're doing well, even at a "lowly" 100k.
deenieq
February 2, 2011
3:39am
GERRY!!! Oh boy. 5'5? Shucks, I guess I don't make the cut.
NikkiK
February 4, 2011
4:14am
I'm single now - too bad you don't live in Vancouver!!
LDub
February 4, 2011
4:17am
I'm a doctor, but no scientist...gosh darn it !
February 23, 2012
1:30am
Girls watch out...Gerry is scary
March 30, 2012
3:08pm
I second the February 23rd comment...
April 16, 2012
3:48pm
I second the March 30th comment...
April 16, 2012
3:50pm
I agree. Gerry is scary.
April 24, 2012
12:31am
I agree with the previous comments... and why in the world does this person work as a director at a Catholic university?