Dear Lewis Austin [ignacio@azeronline.com],

Please stop sending me emails with titles such as the one above that are followed with this as the body:

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You see, when you send me emails with "Mood Sexy" as the subject, I get really excited. "Oh, who sent this? Someone is in a sexy mood and wants me to know? Then I spend at least 3 minutes playing a game with myself called: "Let's see if I can figure out who this email is from before looking at it." Lewis, I'm glad you are in a sexy mood and want to thank you for wasting 4 minutes of my life today. Jerk.

Sincerely,

HG