This is the tagline for Micah Jesse's Birthday party invitation, obtained via our inbox, facebook, and god only knows where else.

 That's right kids, the "little Hofstra that could" is taking the tristate area by storm.  And just where did this soon-to-be-21-year-old choose to host the best birthday bash ever?  HOME.  Hmmmm...sounds deliciously classy.  Wonder if Kenny Kenny will be manning the door and keeping the paparazzi in line.

From the invite:

Yup, that's right. It's my 21st...and I'm doing it up BIG!!! It's My Super Sweet 21st!!!!!!!!
Family are flying in from Atlanta and friends are coming from near & far to celebrate this milestone in my life...obviouslyyyy
There will be an open bar courtesy of TRUMP VODKA available from 10:00-midnight... (midnight of july 18th is the best day of the year, btw)
ATTIRE: Old Hollywood ... if you don't know what to wear, I have 6 letters for you: G-O-O-G-L-E.