Its 11pm EST on Saturday night, and there are currently 700,000+ people playing Halo 3 across the country. I begin to play with two of my friends when a third chimes in...

"My friend from high school had a little brother who was at one time number 1 in the world at Halo"

I immediately call this out for what it is:

"Bullshit, there is no way in hell you or anyone you know even remotely knows the number 1 player of Halo. The Number 1 player obviously resides in Japan somewhere."

My friend has no response. We all then grab our controllers as we ready ourselves to pwn some noobs.