Medea Vodka Bottles: We know it's hard making conversation while plastered. Talking takes a lot of effort--and it can be a bitch while trying to hit on someone over the loud music.  Thankfully, Medea Vodka Bottles have broken the drunken silence for you.

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Not only are Medea Vodka Bottles' Scrolling Pixel Displays a way to prevent the embarrassing notions that come with slurred words, but a new way for creepy old dudes to hit on young-ins'! No longer do business men on vacation have to beckon girls to their tables--for they can shamelessly send a Medea Bottle asking them to! If the army of wing-women they ordered for $85 an hour failed to suffice, this $40 bottle of vodka sure will. Why?

1. The vodka will lower the young-in's morals/standards.
2. The young-in's will be enticed by someone whom is willing to "pay for their alcohol needs."
3. They won't see what the creepy old dudes look like BEFORE getting drunk and heading over to their table.

If you'd like instructions on the whole process, check out this video:

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