"The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts..." Chocolate Weaponry

by ANDREW KATZ · February 11, 2010

    Chocolate Weapons: Billed by the manufacturer as "the ultimate 'near death' (by chocolate) experience," here's a gift that comes to our attention just in time for the most chocolate-oriented holiday of the year--Valentine's Day.

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    Chocolateweapons.com carries a line chocolate guns, ammunition, and grenades, and while a milk chocolate handgun may seem an inappropriate gift to give a loved one, I think it's safe to say there are those out there who detest the 'lovey dovey' holiday that's coming up on the 14th. So whether you are regrettably single, or perhaps of the Ashton Kutcher school of thought, feel free to channel your anger by biting into a (harmless, yet equally satisfying) chocolate hand grenade.