Hit it Furniture. The perfect gift for that couple friend of yours that loves to tout their love-hate relationship.  From LikeCool:

"Hit it" by Johannes Hemann, Leslie Hildebrandt & Kai Linke is a series of furniture, consisting of a table and chairs. They resemble Saloon furniture from western movies, but the difference lies in the material. Hit It allows everyone to feel like a strong cowboy. Saloon fighting will now not only be fun, but safe.