The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts: Mustache Paraphernalia For The Hipster In Everyone

by Mara Siegler · December 21, 2010

Movember may be over, Tom Selleck may have seen his heyday as a sex symbol fade away into a sad Friends rerun, and you're probably not an evil villain, but weird and unattractive facial hair can live on...even if you're a woman.

Gama-Go Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

These handy temp tattoos can transform you into an oil prospector, Mexican bandito, carnie, plumber, dandy and more. They are promoted for use on your finger, but go ahead and be a real man about it by sticking it right on your mug. They only cost $5.00 for 19, so these are great to bring to parties with large groups of people.

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- Handlebar Corkscrew and Bottle Opener

Someone is bound to bring wine to the party. Or several someones. Open the bottles with a handy handlebar corkscrew and bottle opener. When not in use, it's good for pictures and impersonations of John Stossel doing a deep investigation over the benefits of red vs. white.  This also won't break the bank, coming in at just $15.00.

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Bandana Mustaches

To the left is the 1970s version, but Etsy sellers offer up all sorts of mustache styles embroidered and painted onto bandannas. Not only do they look cool, they will also keep your neck warm. And if you tire of the whole facial hair thing, knot it into a neckerchief to pay homage to another horrible trend of the ages. Prices vary depending on just how nice you want to go with this and if you want a solid color or a pattern like rainbow (paging the Village People) or polka dot.

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Mustaches on a Stick

Also omnipresent on Etsy are mustaches on a stick. The name makes them sound like goodies you can eat, but they are mostly just felt cutouts in various shapes. At just $3.00 these aren't just the simplest, but also the most economical. Plus, they come in a variety of natural colors like black, brown, and gray so guests can match their hair color.