"The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts...." Super Bowl Snack Food Stadium

by Rachelle Hruska · January 28, 2009

The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built. Ingredients:

The Field: 1 Pound of Guacamole 15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone 15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone 2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

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The Players: 15 Vienna Sausages Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts: 1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post 1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands: 58 Twinkies 1 Pound of Bacon 1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos 1 Bag of Cheetos 1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips 1 Bag of Chex Mix

The Blimp: 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn't optional. Go buy one.)

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375 TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285 TOTAL COST: $86.47 TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion dude. One billion trillion.

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