Whoever invented the Sweeter Than Fiction ice cream brand is a nerd after my own heart. It's the perfect blend of three of life's simple pleasures: literature, ice cream, and hilariously bad puns. For example: Crime and PunishMINT. Bahahahahaha, get it?!?!-
Other genius ice cream titles include "Banana Karenina", "A Tale of Two Cookies", and, (I can barely type this without giggling, embarrassingly) "The Crunchback of Notre Dame".
War And Pieces (as in Reese's?)
The Adventures Of Strawberry Finn
On The Rocky Road
...yeah, they need a little work. Now where can I get some Oreo and Juliet?