Neon Fanny Pack. Do you need the perfect accessory to rock out at the next Gawker rooftop party? This should be an obvious answer. First, it's a fanny pack. Second, it's neon. Third, it's available for $8 on The Cobrasnake. If this won't get those media hipsters in a jealous panty-twist nothing will. Imagine if you brought some to share?Okay so these are actually sold out on the Cobrasnake, but a simple ebay search should satisfy your fanny-pack wearing ways.

"This fannypack features three neon colors, a black adjustable strap and a little leather Bagmax patch on the front pocket. This little number is perfect for holding two teddy bear hamsters, five dollars in change, half a peanut butter fudge power bar, or some pogs and slammers." [The Cobrasnake]